Complex algorithm for deciding which cricket team you support?

This is written in the new 11th generation highest level programming language called F--
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program begins:
//TV is case sensitive long variable
//Neo or Star or ESPN or tensports

var CAUTION:-
// Neo cricket always boasts about indian players
//such as sachin is god, shewag is leopard, dhoni is fire
//but finally india loses even in home grounds
//so be aware of diversions and false predictions


call bat(); ball(); field();

define var useless: IND; SL; AUS; PAK; SA;

if (SL Vs. IND)
line 1: then directly support SL; //devil nearby is better than fox faraway

if(SL Vs. AUS)
think 2 minutes and 30 sec exactly;
AND if (ponting is biting nails and spitting on his palm) =>
have some mercy; //because AUS is going to lose the match

elseif
support SL;

if(SL Vs. PAK)
goto Line 1 //exactly same comment

if (SL Vs. SA)
void (OMG)
//it's a pity to see SA playing for spin balling
//how much they play - they lose at the end

program TERMINATION;

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